<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7">
<th id="bfbn7"></th><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<th id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><span id="bfbn7"></span></video></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></span>
<noframes id="bfbn7">
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></strike>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<listing id="bfbn7"><thead id="bfbn7"><address id="bfbn7"></address></thead></listing><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span><th id="bfbn7"></th>
<ruby id="bfbn7"><dl id="bfbn7"></dl></ruby>
<span id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7"><ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
 |  登录 |  注册
QQ登录

【一言不合就尬聊合集】经典搞笑尴尬笑话精选

 来源:指客网 (www.tvqo.tw)   ?#25913;浚?a href="/duanxin/lb-47.html" target="_blank" title="整人笑话">整人笑话   时间:2017-06-19

小王?#30001;?#28023;出差回来,刚下火车,就发?#32844;?#30340;拉链被拉开了。打开一看,资料还在,但在资料空白外多了小偷写的字:这么漂亮的包,里面不放钱.  (分享)

我有好几个儿子,我不知道他们在哪里,过得好不好。?#39029;?#35748;,我是个不称职?#27597;盖祝?#35201;不是他们发短信来叫我爸爸,说他们出事了,让我往某某账户汇钱,我都不知道?#19968;?#26377;这么个儿子。  (分享)

()长地久,()高八斗,()财致富,()誓旦旦;()鸟先飞,()夕祸福,()放自如,()手拈来。文字填空,把第一个字连起来念念,好玩的哟。  (分享)

某人欲拜师学武,寻遍五山八川,今日行至恒山某处,见门前牌匾大书“恒山派?#20445;?#22823;为兴奋,急急走近细看,底下又?#33267;?#23383;:“出所?#20445;?nbsp; (分享)

五百年前我们就认识,当时的我很富,所以最想让你吃的是鱼翅;最想让你坐的是奔驰;最想让你戴的?#20146;?#25106;。可最遗憾的是那时候这些都还没?#26657;?nbsp; (分享)

周末经典台词:垒起七星灶,铜壶煮三江。摆开八仙桌,?#20889;?#21313;六方。来的?#38469;?#23458;,全凭嘴一张。相逢开口笑,过后不思量。人一走,茶就凉,有啥周详不周详  (分享)

开心?#20445;?#20320;与我一起分享;生病受伤?#20445;?#20320;为我疗伤;寂寞?#20445;?#24819;我所想;幸福?#20445;?#40664;默为我守望;每时每刻,你都陪伴我身旁。没?#24515;?#23601;没有阳光,啊?#30333;櫻?nbsp; (分享)

你勤劳得像蜜蜂,漂亮得像蝴蝶,?#39029;?#24471;像小狗,乖巧得像小猫,憨厚得像老牛,威猛得像老虎,怪不得别人都?#24515;恪?#31165;兽  (分享)

丑男拿着九十九朵玫瑰献给漂亮的女生:我爱你!嫁给我吧!女:算了吧,我对你没感觉。男:请你告诉我哪一点不好我改。女:你?#38477;紫不段?#21738;一点?我改!  (分享)

你真是牛人,见多识广,可以说你是学贯东西无所不识,还有一副好心肠,不管谁有困难你都会?#26143;?#24517;应,我想跟你说:我家的马桶堵了,快来帮我修修!  (分享)

A;1句你等我,把我哄得好开心很痛心....B;痛吧,结痂就好了,就不会再痛?#22235;兀;失败是成功之?#31119;?#23581;试是成功它爹。A;等到老的时候谁陪我看日落?呜呜..心痛...你给我买创?#21830;?nbsp; (分享)

我经营的爱情,只?#24515;?#19968;个顾客,为顾客服务是本店宗旨。我信奉,顾客就是上帝,顾客总是对的。监?#38477;?#35805;:12315?#29615;?#21153;热线:5201314!  (分享)

 总计:2 12
分享到
相关推荐 更多>>
0个评论
插入表情
找不到满意的短信?
专业?#35789;?#20026;您免费创作
更换一张
热门节日
指客网移动站
指客网手机站
指客网官方微信
指客网官方微信号
微信中秋祝福卡
微信中秋祝福卡
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7">
<th id="bfbn7"></th><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<th id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><span id="bfbn7"></span></video></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></span>
<noframes id="bfbn7">
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></strike>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<listing id="bfbn7"><thead id="bfbn7"><address id="bfbn7"></address></thead></listing><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span><th id="bfbn7"></th>
<ruby id="bfbn7"><dl id="bfbn7"></dl></ruby>
<span id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7"><ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
青海快3平台
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7">
<th id="bfbn7"></th><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<th id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><span id="bfbn7"></span></video></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></span>
<noframes id="bfbn7">
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></strike>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<listing id="bfbn7"><thead id="bfbn7"><address id="bfbn7"></address></thead></listing><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span><th id="bfbn7"></th>
<ruby id="bfbn7"><dl id="bfbn7"></dl></ruby>
<span id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7"><ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7">
<th id="bfbn7"></th><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<th id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><span id="bfbn7"></span></video></th>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"><strike id="bfbn7"></strike></video></span>
<span id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></span>
<noframes id="bfbn7">
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<th id="bfbn7"></th>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"><video id="bfbn7"></video></strike>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<del id="bfbn7"><i id="bfbn7"><cite id="bfbn7"></cite></i></del>
<ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>
<strike id="bfbn7"></strike>
<listing id="bfbn7"><thead id="bfbn7"><address id="bfbn7"></address></thead></listing><progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span>
<progress id="bfbn7"></progress>
<span id="bfbn7"></span><th id="bfbn7"></th>
<ruby id="bfbn7"><dl id="bfbn7"></dl></ruby>
<span id="bfbn7"><noframes id="bfbn7"><ruby id="bfbn7"></ruby>