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超级搞笑幽默笑话6.2精选 日常生活搞笑对话笑哭了

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一对恋人去餐厅用餐,女的看到?#35828;?#19978;自己爱吃的菜都在高?#36947;?#37324;,便问:你爱?#19994;?#20160;么程度?男友打量着?#35828;?#36947;:超过咸牛肉,但没到烤龙?#28023;?nbsp; (分享)

商场里,一个小男孩要这要那,妈妈很生气,大声斥责说:在出商场之前,不许再?#22885;?#22920;!小男孩沉默了?#25442;幔?#21448;扯着妈妈的衣服说?#21898;?#23016;!我要碰碰车!  (分享)

几年前,我们公司一领导收到家里急电,说是他?#26893;?#21361;,要他回去见最后一面,领导很伤心,?#23454;?#21592;等着签字,结果领导在电报回单上签了个“同意”。  (分享)

?#31243;?#30007;友问女友:如果?#39029;?#36712;了,你会怎么办啊?女友答:?#19968;?#30529;一只眼闭一只眼…男友刚想感叹女友的宽容大度,女友就说话了:然后瞄准,一枪打死你的...  (分享)

这是个地老天荒的故事,在很久以前有一个小伙子失去了他心爱的姑娘,他历尽千辛万苦来到姑娘面前,姑娘深情地对他说:……滚!  (分享)

女友下决心开始减肥,对阿钜说:“从今天开始,我晚饭只吃香蕉和菠萝!”阿?#19994;?#28129;的回了一句:“大象就是吃这些长大的。”  (分享)

妻子:老公,去年圣诞节,你在我袜子里放了枚钻戒,于是我给你洗了一年臭袜子。丈夫:老婆,今年我?#24613;?#25226;珍珠项链放到烟?#29273;錚?#26126;年家务事你全包了吧!  (分享)

早晨餐厅吃饭,电视里在放演唱会什么的。一个不知名人士上去了,?#26053;?#19968;片尖?#23567;?#21516;学说了句:这些女的怎么了,是个人上她们就叫个不停。听到这句话,我邪恶了  (分享)

一名罪犯被判绞刑。他哀求刽子?#32844;?#32478;索系在手臂上,千万不要系在脖?#30001;希?#20182;说:“我的脖子怕痒,要?#21069;?#32478;索?#33258;?#33046;?#30001;希?#25105;自己会当场笑死的。”  (分享)

男孩送女孩到家门口时热吻难分。?#25442;?#20799;,女孩爸爸出来了,生气地说:未经我同意和我女儿约会、接吻…这我?#30142;?#21644;你?#24179;希?#20294;请不要一直压在门铃上好吗?  (分享)

外科医师拿着一个花环走进手术室,患者问:“这些花?#20146;?#20160;么用的?”外科医师回答:“手术成功,这些花就会献给我;不成功,就会献给你。”  (分享)

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