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手里拿着公交一卡通去充值,排队的人还真不少,跟着长龙一步步前移,都快轮到我了,突然发现人家是卖火?#28783;?#30340;。  (分享)

一天见一老大娘在一广告牌下?#34892;?#38754;红?#34892;?#24868;怒的说道:“哎,现在什么社会啊?怎么连安全套?#21152;谜?#20040;大的广告牌?”忙上前观看:卡巴斯基安全套?#21834;?nbsp; (分享)

?#22969;?#20859;了一狗狗,一次,我去她家串门,我亲切的对着小狗喊?#22969;?#30340;名字,她想反将一军,随即抱着狗狗不停?#26657;?#22992;姐。我贼笑(她亲姐站在?#21592;?#31070;情尴尬)!五秒后,她们俩姐妹都忍不住大笑。  (分享)

走过,路过,想过,猜过,忘过,爱过,丢过,哭过,听过,看过,疯过,糗过,梦过,伤过,惜过,忙过,闲过,迷过,怒过,只不过,最终也只剩得过?#22812;?nbsp; (分享)

刚买手机的时候,天天拿出来炫耀。那次人多的时候,我忽然听见手机响了,赶紧拿出来接听。结果是?#21592;?#25910;破烂的老大爷的。  (分享)

同?#24405;?#30340;小女儿在学习,拿着笔很认真的在写?#29275;?#25105;走过去问她在?#35789;?#20040;,她说:“滚?#20445;?#32473;我气的得不知说什?#26149;茫?#22905;抬头看我说:“我不是?#30340;悖?#25105;现在正在写的字是‘滚’”  (分享)

那个时候看别人骑马回去就骑猪,看别人给狗穿?#36335;?#22238;家就往猪身上绑布料,看见?#28909;?#25265;着狗睡,就回家抱猪在怀里。结果小猪不到一个月,看见我就跑  (分享)

这个人啊,老婆没?#26657;?#24773;人一堆?#36824;?#20316;没?#26657;?#23384;款一堆;野心没?#26657;?#29233;心一堆;社交没?#26657;?#26379;友一堆;糗事没?#26657;?#31069;福一堆;祝你:平平安安好事一大?#36873;?nbsp; (分享)

上班后第一次录像,等我摆好架势,妈呀怎么一片漆黑呢。怎么办,脑门上的汗直?#21834;?#23567;伙子,怎么还不打开镜头盖呢。我晕!  (分享)

小时候尿完床后总理直气壮的说自己以后是地理学家所以画出?#35828;?#22270;,长大后发小问起是否是地理学家,答曰‘虽不是地理学家,但跟地理有关,我卖地图’。  (分享)

?#24184;换?#35201;上台做演讲,匆匆去完厕所就回来开始了…结束之后,有一同学笑哈哈地对我说:“你还没关‘关门’~?#20445;?#28982;后我就底下头看看,果然…裤链还没有拉,糗啊!  (分享)

一位农村老师?#24613;?#20844;开课,老伴说“穿上袜子。”这位老师没?#20889;?#34972;子的习惯,于是放进裤兜。公开?#38382;?#38388;,老师打喷嚏,随手拿出袜子擦了两下。众观之,皆大笑。  (分享)

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