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在对的时间里说错的话,是一种过错;在错的时间里说错的话,是错上加错。聪明人会在对的时间里说对的话,?#28909;?#25105;就会在今天对你说:祝你节日快乐!  (分享)

妻子:这个袋子你也拿着吧。老公:我?#23492;?#30528;4个袋子了,你什么?#30142;?#25343;,好意思!妻子:你体重100多斤,我挽着你就够累了!  (分享)

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妈妈处罚女儿罚站,当年你奶奶处罚我的时候可比现在严重多了,你就知足吧你,女儿反驳到:那奶奶为?#22235;?#22836;发都白了,你都为我干什么啦?  (分享)

问:\"早上上班最痛苦的事是什么?\"答:\"遇到一个磨?#31471;?#26426;,开了一辆磨矶车,拉了一?#30340;?#30710;人,走了一条磨矶?#32602;?#30952;矶磨矶到公司。\"  (分享)

保密:张三说:“有件事情我只能让你一人知道,望你为我而保密。”李四说:“请相信我,不仅我要为你而保密,?#19968;?#35201;告诉其他人都来为你保密。”  (分享)

听?#30340;?#36339;槽了,现在是好吃好喝的!这回得长了不少膘吧?发条短信?#37027;?#22320;告诉你:临近年末,猪肉价格大幅上涨了,你家主人正?#24613;?#25289;你去卖个好价钱呢。  (分享)

一只乌鸦不小心将大便排在了狐狸身上,狐狸大怒:这么多年了骗你块肉,你还记仇?#20581;?#20044;鸦说道:你不说?#19968;?#30495;忘记了,现在物价都涨这么高,你应该还我头猪。  (分享)

阿?#34915;?#20102;一部山寨手机,向同事炫耀其超长待机?#35805;?#22825;,结果一天?#20820;?#30005;了。阿钜跑去?#19994;?#21592;理论,店员指着手机盒子,上面写的是:“超长待机?#35805;?#22825;?#20445;?nbsp; (分享)

妻子给丈夫打电话说:“咱家的汽?#21040;?#27700;了!”丈夫吃惊地问:“汽车刚检查过,怎么会进水呢?你现在在哪里?”妻子呜?#39318;?#35828;:“在?#27704;錚 ?nbsp; (分享)

?#24247;?#25105;遇到困难的时候,我都会?#32479;?#38065;包看看老婆的照片,然后对自己说?#27827;?#20160;?#26149;门?#30340;?难道还有什么?#20154;?#26356;难对付的吗?  (分享)

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